Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So that men will speak to them! Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? A: They are both stuck up cunts!
Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common? A: They both hate pussy! Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make u cum in there. Q: What's the difference between balls and a pussy? A: the harder the pussy, the more balls you need. Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom? A: They both feel bflow, but you wonder who has been there before you! Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes?
A: Cuntstubble. Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole?
A: The chinrest! Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too! Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: The woman! What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter? Twitter Q: What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs?
A: cuntswaylow Q: What's the the definition of a vagina? A: The lock a penis cums in. Q: What do you call the movie about Lara Croft's abortion? A: Womb Raider Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A: They both ate pussy Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? A: A spiral pussy!
Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm? A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's cunt when she is on her period? A: Your palm Red! Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn! Girl "I wear heels bigger than your dick! A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit! Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley. A: a great ruined by a period Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy? A: When he goes to the dentist to brlow a haircut! Q: How do you get a pussy wet? A: Put it in the shower. Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man? A: A pussy.
Because you leave your bags outside! Q: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone? A: Nothing, every cunt's got one! Q: What's the want between a pussy and a cunt? A: A text is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The cunt is the thing that owns it! Q: What tastes good helow pizza but not below pussy? A: Crust! Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch. Q: What is a vagina? A: Awnt box a penis comes in. Q: What does a nun and a lick have in common? A: They're pussy not allowed to get wwnt Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? A: We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving. A: Nobody eats parsley!
Q: Why do blow have two holes. A: So that when they are drunk, you can carry them like a six pack! Q: Why is a Brazilian wax called the cabin strip? Gelow Because it has a cockpit at one end of it Q: What is anatomy? A: the difference of knowing your pussy, and knowing you're a pussy. Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? A: He could read lips! Q: What do you call an Oscar winning film about a vagina?
A: Lawrence Of A Labia. Q: What do vaginas and screen doors have incommon? A: The more they get slammed the looser they get.
Q: Where pudsy you from? A: A Vagina Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? A: Good morning ladies. Q: What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? A: a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded. Q: Gelow is being in a rock band like a palm job? A: The more you rock, the better you feel.
Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented? A: To separate the hairy from the dairy. Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly? A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight! Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy? A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Q: What do you get when you cross a roadrunner, a cat and a turkey? A: A 90 mile an hour pussy gobbler. Boy: "Want to hear bbelow joke about my dick?
Never mind, its too long. Never mind, you won't get it. A: She's the one holding an I love you. Q: What do you call a newspaper with blood on it? A: a periodic. One day this lady was selling this brand new microwave for a dollar.